Bug Zapper

I'm the cold-calling, hard-sell
Dr. Kervorkian of the insect world,
enticing the masses with free and easy access
to my bad-ass suicide machine.

It brips and braps, zings and zaps,
flickers and blinks, smokes, exstinkts.

I'm transfixed for hours,
drinking beyond nausea,
basking in the malignant purple glow
of my bad karma lava lamp.


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