I do the Eggwalk everyday
and stumble upon a way
to offend yet another group
that objects to its age-old designation
in this new age of Euphemistic Enlightenment.

I slink home, hated,
--feet sopping wet with yolk--
to update my sensitivity flashcards
and to warn my lawyers of impending lawsuits.

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