Q: Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

A: No? That surprises me because they're always making headlines.

Q: What did the farmer get when he stepped on his rake?

A: Two acres (achers).

Q: How many Surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: A fish.

Q: Why does it take ten blondes to screw in one light bulb?

A: Because they're so damned stoopid.

Q: Why is there a constant breeze blowing through Wrigley Field?

A: Because there's a fan in every seat.

Q: What did Moe say when Curly caught him making love to Larry?

A: I'm doing Fine.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get fired as a spokesperson for Coca Cola?

A: He was caught feeling seven up.

Q: What is Howard Stern's favorite kind of jacket?

A: A windbreaker.