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CDs worth a try since Y2K:
- New York Dolls - Dancing Backwards in High Heel Shoes
- Arcade Fire - Suburbs
- Band of Horses - Infinite Arms
- Gaslight Anthem - American Slang
- Grinderman 2 - Grinderman
- Henry Clay People - Somewhere on the Golden Coast
- Hold Steady - Heaven is Whenever
- Pet Lover - Oblivion
- Ike Reilly Assassination - Hard Luck Stories
- Sweet Apple - Love and Desperation
- Titus Andronicus - Monitor
- King of the Beach - Wavves
- Baseball Furies - Throw Them to the Lions
- Giant Sand - Blurry Blue Mountain
- Lucero - 1372 Overton Park
- New York Dolls - 'Cause I Sez So
- Iggy Pop - Preliminaires
- Royal Bangs - Let It Beep
- Saps - Burn Bridges
- Titus Andronicus - Airing of Grievances
- Steve Wynn and the Miracle - Northern Aggression
- Baseball Project: Vol 1: Frozen Ropes and Dying Quails
- Cold War Kids - Loyalty to Loyalty
- Cobra Verde - Haven't Slept All Year
- Delta Spirit - Ode to Sunshine
- Electric Six - Flashy
- Ezra Furman and the Harpoons - Inside the Human Body
- Giant Sand - Provisions
- Gutter Twins - Saturnalia
- Neil Hamburger - Sings Country Winners
- Hold Steady - Stay Positive
- Ike Reilly - Poison the Hit Parade
- I'm Not Jim - You Are All My People
- Louis XIV - Slick Dogs and Ponies
- Marah - Angels of Destruction
- Royal Bangs - We Breed Champions
- Songdog - A Wretched Sinner's Song
- TV on the Radio - Dear Science
- Various Artists - A Date with John Waters
- Virgins - Virgins
- Steve Wynn - Crossing Dragon Bridge
- Band of Horses - Cease to Begin
- Danny and Dusty - Cast Iron Soul
- Danny and Dusty - Here's to You Max Morlock / Live in Nuremburg
- Dinosaur Jr. - Beyond
- Electric Six - I Shall Exterminate Everything All Around Me that Restricts Me from Being the Master
- Ezra Furman and the Harpoons - Banging Down the Doors
- Grinderman - Grinderman
- Illinois - What the Hell Do I Know?
- Ted Leo and the Pharmacists - Living with the Living
- Mannequin Men - Fresh Rot
- Modest Mouse - We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
- Okkervil River - Stage Names
- Ponys - Turn the Lights Out
- Ike Reilly - We Belong to the Staggering Evening
- Stooges - The Weirdness
- Art Brut - Bang Bang Rock and Roll
- Band of Horses - Everything All the Time
- Bound Stems - Appreciation Night
- Cold War Kids - Robbers and Cowards
- Destroyer - Destroyer's Rubies
- Gelb, Howe - 'Sno Angel
- Hold Steady - Boys and Girls in America
- Lemonheads - Lemonheads
- M's - Future Women
- New York Dolls - One Day It Will Please Us to Remember Even This
- NOFX - Never Trust a Hippy
- Paybacks - Love, Not Reason
- Saps - C'mon Already, Start a Fire
- Sparklehorse - Dreamt for Light Years in the Belly of a Mountain
- Television Personalities - My Dark Places
- Thermals - Body, Blood and the Machine
- Who - Endless Wire
- Black Halos - Alive Without Control
- Bound Stems - Logic of Building the Body Plan
- Dramarama - Everybody Dies
- Hold Steady - Separation Sunday
- Leaving Trains - Amplified Pillows
- Living Things - Ahead of the Lions
- Louis XIV - Best Little Secrets are Kept
- Makers - Everybody Rise!
- Marah - If You Didn't Laugh You'd Cry
- M.O.T.O. - Raw Power
- Mumps - How I Saved the World
- New Pornographers - Twin Cinema
- Ponys - Celebration Castle
- Ike Reilly Assassination - Junkie Faithful
- Richmond Fontaine - The Fitzgerald
- Richmond Fontaine - Obliteration By Time
- Silver Jews - Tanglewood Numbers
- Tapes 'n Tapes - The Loon
- Thin Man - Greasy Heart
- Tossers - The Valley of the Shadow of Death
- Various Artists - John Water's Christmas
- Waco Brothers - Freedom and Weep
- Wynn, Steve and the Miracle 3 - ...tick...tick...tick
- Arcade Fire - Funeral
- Baseball Furies - Let It Be
- Blackouts - Living in Blue
- Nick Cave - Lyre of Orpheus/Abattoir Blues
- Drive-By Truckers - The Dirty South
- Giant Sand - Is All Over the Map
- Hold Steady - Almost Killed Me
- Interpol - Antics
- Lekman, Jens - Oh You're So Silent Jens
- M's - The M's
- Marah - 20,000 Streets Under the Sky
- Methadones - Not Economically Viable
- Mission of Burma - On Off On
- Modest Mouse - Good News For People Who Like Bad News
- Nervous Return - Nervous Return
- Ponys - Another Wound EP
- Quiet Kid - Somewhere
- Ike Reilly Assassination - Sparkle in the Finish
- Royal City - Little Heart's Ease
- Saps - 1...2...3...Drink
- Thin Man - H.M.S. Mondegreen
- Wilco - A Ghost is Born
- Brian Wilson - Smile
- Band of Blacky Ranchette - Still Lookin' Good To Me
- Cobra Verde - Easy Listening
- Evan Dando - Baby I'm Bored
- Drive-By Truckers - Decoration Day
- Electric Six - Fire
- Fire Bug - Footsteps to the Sun
- Howe Gelb - The Listener
- Bobcat Goldthwait - I Don't Mean to Insult You But You Look Like Bob Cat Goldthwait
- Hushdrops - Volume One
- M.O.T.O. - Single File
- M.O.T.O. - Kill M.O.T.O.
- New Pornographers - Electric Version
- NOFX - War on Errorism
- Pet Lover - New Game
- Ponys - Laced with Romance
- Iggy Pop - Skull Ring
- Richmond Fontaine - Post to Wire
- Songdog - Haiku
- Superchunk - Cup of Sand
- Thrills - So Much for the City
- Twilight Singers - Twilight Singers Play Blackberry Belle
- Vindictives - Curious Oddities and the Bare Essentials
- Vindictives - Muzak for Robots
- Vindictives - Unplugged
- Vortis - God Won't Bless America
- Steve Wynn and the Miracle 3 - Static Transmission
- Neko Case - Blacklisted
- Counting Crows - Hard Candy
- Crank Yankers - Best Uncensored Crank Calls Volume 1
- Crank Yankers - Best Uncensored Crank Calls Volume 2
- Figgs - Slow Charm
- Giant Sand - Cover Magazine
- Handsome Family - Smothered and Covered
- Interpol - Turn on the Bright Lights
- Jets to Brazil - Perfecting Loneliness
- Jesse Malin - Fine Art of Self-Destriction
- Doug Martsch - Now You Know
- Menthol - Danger: Rock Science!
- Original Sinners - Original Sinners
- Saps - finally... a band you can trust
- Transplants - Transplants
- Troubled Hubble - Penturbia
- Ugly Casanova - Sharpen Your Teeth
- Various Artists - Nothing Left to Lose - Tribute to Kris Kristofferson
- Vortis - File Under: Agitainment
- Waco Brothers - New Deal
- Wilco - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
- The Beauty Shop - Yr Money or Yr Life
- Betty Blowtorch - Are You Man Enough?
- The Black Halos - The Violent Years
- Built to Spill - Ancient Melodies of the Future
- Nick Cave - No More Shall We Part
- Chamber Strings - Month of Sundays
- Crooked Fingers - Bring on the Snakes
- Drag City Supersession - Tramps, Traitors and Little Devils
- Drunken Cholos - Livin La Vida Loco
- Fire Bug - Fragile
- Green - Eau de Vie
- Jerky Boys - Jerky Tapes
- Land of the El Caminos - Subourbon
- Leaving Trains - Emotional Legs
- Mercury Rev - All Is Dream
- Million Yen - Blue Television Windows
- NOFX - Surfer
- Iggy Pop - Beat Em Up
- Reagan National Crash Diet - Administration
- Ike Reilly - Salesmen and Racists
- Royal City - Alone at the Microphone
- Saps - Undesirable
- Silver Jews - Bright Light
- Sparklehorse - It's A Wonderful Life
- Superchunk - Here's to Shutting Up
- Various Artists - Wayne Kramer presents Beyond Cyberpunk
- Various Artists - Give the People What We Want - Songs of the Kinks
- Vortis - File Under Agitainment
- Steve Wynn - Here Come the Miracles
- At the Drive In - Relationship of Command
- Bare Jr. - Brainwasher
- Blacks - Just Like Home
- Blue Meanies - The Post Wave
- Cash Audio - Green Bullet
- Chestnut Station - In Your Living Room
- Crooked Fingers - Crooked Fingers
- Figgs - Sucking in Stereo
- Hemicuda - Classics for Lovers
- Hives - Veni Vidi Vicious
- J Church - One Mississippi
- Jets to Brazil - Four Cornered Night
- Makers - Rock Star God
- Marah - Kids in Philly
- Modest Mouse - The Moon and Antarctica
- Monkeywrench - Electric Children
- New Pornographers - Mass Romantic
- NOFX - Pump Up the Valuum
- Royal City - At Rush Hour the Cars
- Royal Trux - Pound For Pound
- Screeching Weasel - Teen Punks in Heat
- Songdog - Way of the World
- Smugglers - Rosie
- Waco Brothers - Electric Waco Chair
- Adam and the Ants - Kings of the Wild Frontier
- Angry Samoans - Back from Samoa
- Archers of Loaf - White Trash Heroes (link to related page)
- Archers of Loaf - Icky Mettle (link to related page)
- Barry Black - Barry Black
- Beach Boys - Pet Sounds (link to related page)
- Beach Boys - Sun Flower (link to related page)
- Beach Boys - 20/20 (link to related page)
- Beatles - Rubber Soul
- Beatles - Abbey Road
- Beatles - White Album
- Beastie Boys - License to Ill
- Big Star - Sister Lovers / 3rd Album
- Black Sabbath - Paranoid
- Black Halos - The Violent Years (link to related page)
- Bowie, David - Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stadust and the Spiders from Mars
- Buffalo Tom - Let Me Come Over
- Built to Spill - Perfect from Now On (link to related page)
- Built to Spill - Keep It Like a Secret (link to related page)
- Built to Spill - Normal Years (link to related page)
- Bukowski, Charles - Hostage (spoken word)
- Bukowski, Charles - Poems and Insults (spoken word)
- Bullet Lavolta - The Gift
- Buzzcocks - Operator's Manual
- Byrds - Sweetheart of the Rodeo
- Cash, Johnny - At Folsom Prison
- Cash, Johnny - At San Quentin
- Clash - London Calling
- Cobra Verde - Nightlife (link to related page)
- Cobra Verde - Easy Listening (link to related page)
- Cobra Verde - Haven't Slept All Year (link to related page)
- Code Blue - Code Blue
- Crooked Fingers - Bring on the Snakes
- Damned - Another Great Record (Greatest Hits)
- Danny and Dusty - Lost Weekend (link to related page)
- Dexy's Midnight Runners - Too-Rye-Ay
- Didjits - Hey Judester
- Dim Stars - Dim Stars (link to related page)
- Dinosaur Jr. - Bug
- Dinosaur Jr. - Green Mind
- Dinosaur Jr. - You're Living All Over Me
- Doors - The Doors
- Doors - Soft Parade
- Dream Syndicate - Days of Wine and Roses (link to related page)
- Dylan, Bob - Blonde on Blonde (link to related page)
- Dylan, Bob - Blood on the Tracks (link to related page)
- Dylan, Bob - Highway 61 Revisited (link to related page)
- Eno, Brian - Here Come the Warm Jets
- Flaming Lips - Hit to Death in the Future Head
- Flaming Lips - Transmissions from the Satellite Heart
- Flesh Eaters - Forever Came Today
- Fugs - Virgin Fugs
- Gelb, Howe - Dreaded Brown Recluse
- Giant Sand - Love Songs (link to related page)
- Giant Sand - Swerve (link to related page)
- Giant Sand - Chore of Enchantment (link to related page)
- Green - Elaine MacKenzie
- Gun Club - Fire of Love
- Halo of Flies - Music for Insect Minds
- Hitchcock, Robyn - Invisible Hitchcock (link to related page)
- Honcho Overload - Smiles Everyone (link to related page)
- Husker Dü - Flip Your Wig
- Husker Dü - Zen Arcade
- Jason and the Scorchers - Fervor
- Jets to Brazil - Perfecting Loneliness
- Jimi Hendrix Experience - Are You Experienced?
- Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Orange
- King Vitamin - Breakfast with the King
- Kinks - Misfits (link to related page)
- Kinks - Village Green Preservation Society (link to related page)
- Kristofferson, Kris - Kristofferson
- Leaving Trains - Kill Tunes (link to related page)
- Leaving Trains - Sleeping Underwater Survivors (link to related page)
- Lemonheads - Lick
- Lemonheads - Car Button Cloth
- Lilacs - Rise Above the Filth
- Lords of the New Church - Lords of the New Church
- Lords of the New Church - Is Nothing Sacred?
- Love - Forever Changes (link to related page)
- Marah - Let's Cut the Crap and Hook Up Later On Tonight (link to related page)
- Mekons - Fear and Whiskey
- Mekons - Rock'n'Roll
- Menthol - Menthol
- Mercury Rev - Deserter's Songs (link to related page)
- Minutemen - Double Nickels on the Dime (link to related page)
- Modern Lovers - The Modern Lovers
- Modest Mouse - Lonesome Crowded West (link to related page)
- Modest Mouse - The Moon and Antarctica (link to related page)
- Mr. T Experience - Milk Milk Lemonade (link to related page)
- Mudhoney - Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge
- Muffs - Hamburger
- Mumps - How I Saved the World
- New York Dolls - New York Dolls
- New York Dolls - Too Much Too Soon
- Nirvana - Nevermind
- NOFX - White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean (link to related page)
- Pavement - Slanted and Enchanted
- Pixies - Dolittle
- Pixies - Surfer Rosa
- Pop, Iggy - Lust for Life (link to related page)
- Pop, Iggy - Soldier (link to related page)
- Public Image Limited - Flowers of Romance (link to related page)
- Public Image Limited - Second Edition (link to related page)
- Queers - Love Songs for the Retarded
- Ramones - Ramonesmania
- Reed, Lou - Coney Island Baby (link to related page)
- Reed, Lou - Take No Prisoners (link to related page)
- Reed, Lou - Transformer (link to related page)
- Repo Man soundtrack (link to related page)
- Reilly, Ike - Salesmen and Racists (link to related page)
- Replacements - Pleased to Meet Me
- Replacements - Tim
- Richman, Jonathan - I, Jonathan
- Richman, Jonathan and the Modern Lovers - Jonathan Sings!
- Rocket from the Tombs - The Day the Earth Met the Rocket from the Tombs
- Rolling Stones - Beggars Banquet
- Rolling Stones - Exile on Main Street
- Rolling Stones - Flowers
- Rolling Stones - Let It Bleed
- Rolling Stones - Sticky Fingers
- Rolling Stones - Some Girls
- Royal Trux - Cats and Dogs (link to related page)
- Royal Trux - Singles, Live, Unreleased (link to related page)
- Saints - Wild About You - Complete Studio Sessions 1976 - 1978 (link to related page)
- Screeching Weasel - Anthem for a New Tomorrow (link to related page)
- Screeching Weasel - Boogada Boogada Boogada (link to related page)
- Screeching Weasel - Kill the Musicians (link to related page)
- Screeching Weasel - My Brain Hurts (link to related page)
- Sebadoh - Sebadoh III
- Sex Pistols - Never Mind the Bollocks (link to related page)
- Sex Pistols - Great Rock and Roll Swindle (link to related page)
- Sidekick Kato - I Think I'm in Love
- Slade - Get Yer Boots On - The Best of Slade
- Songdog - Haiku
- Sonics - Here are the Sonics
- Soft Boys - Underwater Moonlight (link to related page)
- Soul Asylum - Made to be Broken
- Stooges - Funhouse (link to related page)
- Stranglers - No More Heroes (link to related page)
- Supersuckers - La Mano Cornuda (link to related page)
- Teenage Fanclub - Bandwagonesque
- Television - Marquee Moon
- Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak
- Too Much Joy - Cereal Killers (link to related page)
- Too Much Joy - ...finally (link to related page)
- Townshend, Pete - Empty Glass
- Treepeople - Guilt, Regret, Embarrassment
- Troggs - Trogg Tapes
- Uncle Tupelo - No Depression
- Uncle Tupelo - Still Feel Gone
- Various Artists - A Date with John Waters
- Various Artists - Nuggets: Original Artyfacts from the First Psychedelic Era
- Velvet Underground - V.U.
- Vindictives - Party Time for Assholes (link to related page)
- Vindictives - The Many Moods of the Vindictives (link to related page)
- Vindictives - Hypno-Punko (link to related page)
- Violent Femmes - Violent Femmes
- Violent Femmes - Hallowed Ground
- Wax - 13 Unlucky Numbers
- Ween - Pure Guava
- Who - Who's Next
- Who - Quadrophenia
- Wilco - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
- X - Wild Gift (link to related page)
- X - Under the Big Black Sun (link to related page)
- Young, Neil - On the Beach
- Young, Neil - Tonight's the Night
- Alexander, Willie - Hair
- Angry Samoans - Ballad of Jerry Curlan
- Angst - Neil Armstrong
- Archers of Loaf - Wrong
- Art Brut - Emily Kane
- Art Phag - 4 Basic Vejabo Groups
- B-52s - Deadbeat Club
- Bad Religion - I Want to Conquer the World
- Bangs, Lester and the Delinquents - I Just Want to be a Movie Star
- Bauhaus - Bela Lugosi Is Dead
- Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right
- Beach Boys - Forever
- Beatles - In My Life
- Beck - Loser
- Big Audio Dynamite - Dial a Hitman
- Bishops - Coming in Color
- Big Star - Feel
- Black Flag - Nervous Breakdown
- Black Halos - Some Things Never Fall
- Blackouts - Retard
- Betty Blowtorch - I'm Ugly and I Don't Know Why
- Blue Meanies - She Breathes Fire
- Booker T. and the MGs - Hip Hug-her
- Bowie, David - Heroes
- Breeders - Do You Love Me Now?
- Brownsville Station - Smokin' in the Boy's Room
- Built to Spill - Big Dipper (link to related page)
- Butthole Surfers - Moving to Florida
- Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict
- Camper Van Beethoven - All Her Favorite Fruit (Orchestral)
- Cash, Johnny - Cocaine Blues
- Caustic Resin - Man From Michigan (link to related page)
- Chambers Brothers - Time Has Come Today
- Cobra Verde - Don't Burden Me With Dreams (link to related page)
- Cohen, Leonard - Everybody Knows
- Damned - Jet Boy, Jet Girl
- Danny and Dusty - Song for the Dreamers
- Dead Boys - Sonic Reducer
- Dead Milkmen - Bitchin' Camaro
- Devoto, Howard - Out of Shape with Me
- Didjits - Skull Baby
- Dim Stars - All My Witches Come True (link to related page)
- Dinosaur Jr. - The Lung
- Dramarama - Work For Food
- Drivin'n'Cryin - Straight to Hell
- Doors - When the Music's Over
- Echo and the Bunnymen - Bring on the Dancing Horses
- Eno, Brian - Here Come the Warm Jets
- Faces - Stay With Me
- Fall - The Man Whose Head Expanded
- Fastbacks - I Know (link to related page)
- Fems - Go to a Party and Act Like an Asshole
- Fire Bug - Seven (link to related page)
- Flaming Lips - Do You Realize?
- Flash and the Pan - Hey St. Peter
- Flesh Eaters - Drag My Name in the Mud
- Flipper - Brainwash
- Fugs - Wet Dream
- Giant - You'll Never Be Great Unless You Do Drugs
- Giant Sand - Angel's At Night (link to related page)
- Godz - Gotta Muv
- Good Life - Album of the Year
- Green - She's an Addiction
- Green Day - Basket Case
- Green Pajamas - Kim the Waitress
- Gun Club - Jack on Fire
- Halo Benders - Bombshelter Part 2
- Hawkins, Screaming Jay - I Put a Spell on You
- Hitchcock, Robyn - I've Got A Message For You (link to related page)
- Hitler, Elvis - Green Haze
- Holy Modal Rounders - Moving Day
- Honcho Overload - Miserable (link to related page)
- Humidifier - Nature Calls Albert Collect
- Humpers - Make Up
- Husker Du - These Important Years
- J. Roddy Walston and the Business - Go Malachi
- Jagger, Mick and Ry Cooder - Memo From Turner
- Jets to Brazil - Lucky Charm (link to related page)
- Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Full Grown
- Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart
- Judge Nothing - Suitcase
- Killdozer - Hi There
- King Missile - Cheesecake Truck
- King Vitamin - Head in a Hurricane
- Kings - Beat Goes On/Switchin' to Glide
- Kinks - Lola (link to related page)
- Land of El Caminos - So Sick
- Lard - Can God Fill Teeth?
- Leaving Trains - Vicki (link to related page)
- Laughner, Peter - Sylvia Plath
- Lemonheads - Baby's Home
- Lesbianmaker - Take Me in Your Arms (Like Heroin)
- Looking Glass - Brandy
- Love - Alone Again Or
- Magnolias - When I'm Not
- Makers - Texture of a Girl
- Marah - Firecracker (link to related page)
- MC5 - Kick Out the Jams
- Mekons - Darkness and Doubt
- Men Without Hats - Safety Dance
- Menthol - Strange Living
- Mercury Rev - The Dark Is Rising (link to related page)
- Milk Inc. - Dogz'n'Burgz
- Million Yen - Chemical Drip
- Minutemen - History Lesson Part II
- Mission of Burma - That's When I Reach for My Revolver
- Modest Mouse - Styrofoam Boots / It's All Nice on Ice, Alright (link to related page)
- M.O.T.O - Turd That Came to Life
- Motorhead - Ace of Spades
- Mr. T Experience - Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend
- Mumps - Anyone But You
- Naked Raygun - Slim
- Negative Element - What Ever Happened to Elmer Fudd?
- New York Dolls - Subway Train
- N.I.L.8 - Vomitina
- Nixon, Mojo - Burn Down the Malls
- No Trend - Teen Love
- NOFX - Liza and Louise (link to related page)
- NY Loose - Broken
- Okkervil River - Plus Ones
- Operation Ivy - Knowledge
- Original Sinners - One Too Many Lies
- Osbourne, Ozzy - Crazy Train
- Pailhead - I Will Refuse
- Parsons, Gram - Return of the Grievous Angel
- Pavement - Trigger Cut
- Pet Lover - What You're On
- Peters, Red - How's Your Whole Family? (link to related page)
- Pink Lincolns - Monsters
- Pixies - I've Been Tired
- Plasmatics - Monkey Suit
- Pogues - The Band Played Waltzing Matilda
- Ponys - I Want to Fuck You
- Pooh Sticks - Desperado
- Pop, Iggy - Pumpin' For Jill (link to related page)
- Presley, Elvis - Suspicious Minds
- Pretenders - Pack It Up
- Queers - Love Me (link to related page)
- ? and the Mysterians - 96 Tears
- Ram Jam - Black Betty
- Ramones - Bonzo Goes to Bitburg (My Brain is Hanging Upside Down)
- Reagan National Crash Diet - Anomaly
- Richman, Jonathan - Back in Your Life
- Rocket from the Tombs - Amphetamine
- Rolling Stones - Dead Flowers
- Roxy Music - In Every Dream Home a Heartache
- Saints - International Robots (link to related page)
- Saps - Hospital
- Screaming Lord Sutch - 'Cause I Love You
- Screeching Weasel - Racist Society (link to related page)
- Sebadoh - As the World Dies, the Eyes of God Grow Bigger
- Seismic Waves - Lipsynch to the Go Gos
- Sidekick Kato - Kruses
- Sidewinders - Witch Doctor
- Silver Jews - Horseleg Swastikas (link to related page)
- Slade - Cum On Feel the Noize
- Sleepyhead - Gamblers Don't Gamble
- Slovenly - She Was Bananas
- Sludgeworth - Someday
- Sluts for Hire - Stop and Stare
- Smugglers - Flying Buttress of Love (link to related page)
- Social Distortion - Ball and Chain
- Songdog - Days of Armaggedon
- Starball - You & Me
- Stewart, Rod - Every Picture Tells a Story
- Soft Boys - Kingdom of Love
- Sonics - Psycho
- Son Volt - Route
- Soul Asylum - Stranger
- Souled American - All My Friends
- Specials - Enjoy Yourself
- Spinal Tap - Big Bottom
- Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized
- Supersuckers - On the Couch (link to related page)
- Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog
- Sweet - Fox on the Run
- Sylvain Sylvain - Frenchette
- Tar Babies - Swing Set
- Teenage Fanclub - Star Sign
- 13ghosts - Robert J
- Thermals - Your Love Is So Strong
- Thirteen Nightmares - Shitride
- Thin Lizzy - Cowboy Song
- Thunders, Johnny - You Can't Put Your Arms Around a Memory
- Too Much Joy - I Believe In Something
- Toy Dolls - Florence Is Deaf But There's No Need To Shout
- Trammps - Disco Inferno
- Transplants - We Trusted You
- Tripping Daisy - Piranha
- Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It
- Two Gallants - Steady Rollin'
- Vandals - Anarchy Burger
- Velvet Underground - Pale Blue Eyes
- Vindictives - Rocks in My Head (link to related page)
- Wall of Voodoo - Mexican Radio
- War - Spill the Wine
- Was Not Was - Hi Dad, I'm in Jail
- Who - I'm One
- Ween - I'm Dancing in the Show Tonight
- Wilco - Heavy Metal Drummer
- Willis, Wesley - Kill Whitey (link to related page)
- X - Under the Big Black Sun (link to related page)
- X Ray Spex - Oh Bondage Up Yours
- Young, Neil - Powderfinger
- Zeros - Siamese Tease
- Kansas--especially "Dust in the Wind"
- Captain and Tennille--especially "Muskrat Love"
- Phil Collins
- Eagles--especially "Hotel California"
- Foreigner--especially "Hot Blooded"
- Don Henley--especially "Dirty Laundry"
- Billy Joel
- Barry Manilow
- Night Ranger
- Up With People
- "Feelings"--Morris Albert
- "Cat's in the Cradle"--Harry Chapin
- "Achy Breaky Heart"--Billy Ray Cyrus
- "I Will Survive"--Gloria Gaynor
- "We're an American Band"--Grand Funk
- "American Woman"--Guess Who
- "Stairway to Heaven"--Led Zeppelin
- "American Pie"--Don McLean
- "Ebony and Ivory"--Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
- "Abracadabra"--Steve Miller Band
- "We Are Family"--Sister Sledge
- "Stuck in the Middle With You"--Stealer's Wheel (think 'ears')
- "Year of the Cat"--John Stewart
- "Fly"--Sugar Ray
- "I'd Love to Change the World"--Ten Years After
- "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"
- National anthems
- TV theme songs
- Should I stay or should I go?
- Submitted by: The Clash on the "Combat Rock" album
- Dear Clash,
- You mention in your song that if you go "there will be trouble" but if you stay "it will be double". Because single trouble is only half as bad as double trouble, I strongly recommend that you get the hell out of there ASAP. If I were you, I'd pretend my ass was on fire and Lake Titicaca was accessible from a diving board on the back deck.
- Why don't we do it in the road?
- Submitted by: The Beatles on the "White Album"
- Dear Beatles,
- We are not doing it on the road because we cannot afford to get skid marks on our underwear. Sure, an extra pair of filters every so often is not all that expensive. But we like to do it often. Perpetually, really. Also, keep in mind that we're not bringing down the tall coin like y'all. Go ahead, guess how many #1 hits we've written.... try again.... nope, lower.... you're still too low.... I'll just tell you: zero.
- Who put the Bomp in the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp?
- Submitted by: Garry Mann
- Dear Garry,
- I'll hafta get back to you on this one. Because I was getting nowhere in my investigation, I hired a private dick. He's got a few strong leads and the boys in the lab are running DNA tests. We think the guy you're looking for is the same prick who put his peanut butter in my chocolate,, put the "ram in the rama lama ding dong", put the "bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop", ding dong ditched me last night and left a flaming bag of dog apples on my front porch.
- Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
- Submitted by: The Carpenters in "Close to You"
- Dear Carpenters,
- I just had a great idea: You come here; I vomit in your mouth.
- Who left Murph the Surf on my ceiling?
- Submitted by: Iggy Pop in the song "Eggs On Plate"
- Dear Mr. Pop,
- You backup singers already answered this one. They distinctly said -- no, better yet, yelled -- "IIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYY!". Get the corncobs or whatever (as referred in "Lust for Life") outta your ears, jackass.
- Who are you?
- Submitted by: The Who
- Dear Who,
- I'm Joe. I'm a Scorpio. I'm 5'7". My favorite color is green. I like to drink beer. I believe that children are the future. I'm a good boy. I'm crazy about Elvis. I love Jesus and America, too. If you want to know more about me, here's the link to my web page ______. It was nice meeting you. Have a very nice day, sirs.
- John Cale of the Velvet Underground
- The reason we wore sunglasses onstage was because we couldn't stand the sight of the audience.
- Mariah Carey
- Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
- Richard Hell's T-Shirt
- Please Kill Me
- Lead singer of the Hives during a 2002 concert @ the Metro in Chicago
- "You love us and you can't help it!"
- Billy Idol
- Everybody got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again.
- Simon LeBon of Duran Duran on the topic of drinking
- Every time you try to give up, it's somebody's birthday. It's always somebody's fucking birthday!
- Lemmy of Motorhead
- I was gonna hava a tattoo of a dick on my dick but bigger. But I couldn't stand the pain.
- Lemmy of Motorhead
- If we moved in next door, your lawn would die.
- Marilyn Manson's dad
- I'm the true god of fuck. I created the Anti-Christ.
- Jim Morrison (of the Doors)
- I'm just trying to get my kicks before this whole shithouse goes up in flames.
- Ted Nugent
- There's shit on this record that Mozart wishes he could have thought of.
- Elvis Presley
- I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
- Twiggy Ramirez of Marilyn Manson
- The thing about drugs is eventually you start feeling normal on them, so sometimes not to do them makes you feel more fucked up than to do them.
- Lou Reed
- My week beats your year
- David Lee Roth of Van Halen
- Is it possible to insure my dick?
- Tabitha Soren on Bill Clinton's dream to play sax with Thelonious Monk
- And who was the loneliest monk?
- Britney Spears
- Sundance is weird. The movies are weird. You actually have to think about them when you watch them.
- Viv Savage of Spinal Tap
- Have a good time all the time. That's my philosophy.
- Gene Simmons of KISS
- I'm sick of musicians saying "I don't care what you want to hear, I'm gonna play whatever I want 'cause I'm an artist." You're an artist? Paint my house, bitch!
- Grace Slick of Jefferson Starship
- Reporting I'm drunk is like saying there was a Tuesday last week.
- Tom Waits
- I don't have a drink problem -- except when I can't get one.
- Tom Waits
- You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.
- Tom Waits
- I don't cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don't stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard and you'll never see it again.
- Bon Jovi / Wanted Dead or Alive
- I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all
- Built to Spill / Made-Up Dreams
- No one wants to hear what you dreamt about unless you dreamt about them
- Cobra Verde / Conflict
- Even machines have bad days
- Crooked Fingers / The Rotting Strip
- Boredom settling in and I can't take you sober
- Cult of Sue Todd / Fuck the Gnome
- I once had faint hopes of success but now the only thing I want is for my co-workers to shut up.
- Danny and Dusty / Baby, We All Gotta Go Down
- Wanna find my soul? Check out the 19th hole.
- Howe Gelb / Wild Dog Waltz
- I've lived me the life of a loner / Like a wild dog that won't take an owner / I've been growling at my own shadow / and howling at the pale moon
- Handsome Family - Drunk by Noon
- If my life lasted only one day / I'd still be drunk by noon
- Karl Hendricks Trio / When Will the Goddamn Poor Wise Up?
- When will the goddamn poor wise up and kill everyone in a suit?
- Husker Du / These Important Years
- Expectations only mean you really think you know / What's coming next, and you don't
- Lesbianmaker / Take Me in Your Arms (Like Heroin)
- This world is a suck-ass place / Its getting hard to even show my face
- Menthol / Strange Living
- Sometimes due to hardships in my life I've been driven to depend on the generosity of older alcoholic women
- Midnight Oil / Read About It
- The rich get richer, the poor get the picture
- Modest Mouse / Blame It On the Tetons
- Blame it on the web but the spider is your problem now
- Modest Mouse / Doin' the Cockroach
- You move your mouth / You shake your tongue / You vibrate my eardrums / You're saying words / But you know I'm not listening
- Modest Mouse / Polar Opposites
- I'm trying to drink away the part of the day that I can not sleep away
- Mr. T Experience / Now That You Are Gone
- After all is said and done, there's not much to do or to say
- Nervous Return / Siberian Queer
- Why you so uptight anyway? / Your mama never give love to baby?
- Iggy Pop / I Felt the Luxury
- I'm a practical American from the middle-west and I can piss on a grave while welcoming guests
- Iggy Pop / Take Care of Me
- International garbageman / I've decided that's what I am / I need somebody to pull me out / I'm shaking like crazy in my sauerkraut
- John Prine / Sins of Memphisto
- Grandpa's on the front lawn staring at a rake / wondering if his marriage was a terrible mistake
- Public Image Limited / Hard Times
- Dead dreams fly flags
- Public Image Limited / Fishing
- People who need people are the stupidest of people
- Queers / Nothin' To Do
- When I saw you with that duck / all I could say is "What the fuck?"
- Replacements / Here Comes a Regular
- A guy can work up a mean, mean thirst after a hard day of nothing much at all
- Royal Trux / Dirty Headlines
- You're so rank, you probably try to lick your own skank
- Saints / Everything's Fine
- When you look at life all you see is a dull reality / Wait until some clown on stage explains to you life's mysteries
- Silver Jews / People
- You can't change the feeling but you can change your feelings about the feeling in a second or two
- Silver Jews / Horseleg Swastikas
- I want to be like water if I can / cause water doesn't give a damn
- Silver Jews / Trains Across the Sea
- In 27 years I've drunk fifty thousand beers / and they all wash against me like the sea into a pier
- Slovenly / liner notes for Highway to Hanno's
- Everytime I see a beer light I think of Bukowski
- Soft Boys / Dreams
- I can't concentrate / on a world I hate
- Barbara Streisand / Send in the Clowns
- Don't you love farts?
- Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments / Cheater's Heaven
- Told my wife I was going out for a coupla beers, said I'd see her in a coupla years
- Uncle Tupelo / Life Worth Livin'
- A beer in each hand and a smile in between
- Vandals / Anarchy Burger
- America stands for freedom / but if you think you're free / try walking into a deli / and urinating on the cheese
- X / Under the Big Black Sun
- What I did on my vacation / for the last ten years / I took pictures of your town / plaid perfume on my breath / I mean I've been drinking scotch / while touring through your town
- Zincs / New Thought
- Life is long / What doesn't kill me / only makes me live longer
Maximize yer entertainment simolean; play the longest songz on the joot box.
NOTE 1: If you ever see oblique line drawn across a song title when making yer selectionz, be assured that the song is crossed out only in name. It is still on the CD. Play it! Foil this feeble attempt at trickery! NOTE 2: I only list songs that (1) exceed six minutes, (2) can be found on joot boxes across the land and (3) are not by Led Zeppelin.
||The Best of the Doors
|I Heard It Through the Grapevine
||Creedence Clearwater Revival
||The Best of Creedence Clearwater Revival
||Creedence Clearwater Chronicle, Vol. 1
|When the Music's Over
||The Best of the Doors
||12 (Disc 2)
||6 (Disc 2)
||The Doors Greatest Hits
||The Best of the Doors
|You Can't Always Get What You Want
||7 (Disc 2)
|Can't You Hear Me Knocking
|Riders on the Storm
||The Best of the Doors
|Light My Fire
||The Doors Greatest Hits
||The Best of the Doors
|I'm Sick of You
||Nude and Rude: The Best of Iggy Pop
|Sympathy for the Devil
||3 (Disc 2)
|Like a Rolling Stone
||Bob Dylan's Greatest Hits
The following is a list of CDs that have "hidden" material--the kind of stuff that Fs your CD player's Shuffle function. My web page deals just with my own CDs. More Stoopid CD Trix are listed at http://www.eeggs.com
- Gold -- Ryan Adams
- Track 14 has two minutes of silence following the song. Then, Ryan says "It's always gotta be a fucking train" before playing acoustic guitar behind the sound of an intermittent train whistle as the lead in to an extra song.
- Congregation -- Afghan Whigs
- This CD has an unlisted Track 12, featuring this sensible refrain: "Don't forget the alcohol, oooc baby."
- House of the Rising Son of a Bitch -- Apocalypse Hoboken
- Track 15 starts as a typical Apocalypse Hoboken song but then, at 1:45, evolves into a dream-like, guitar and keyboard drone. When the guitar cuts out at 5:25 the noize softens and continues until all hell breaks out at 13:41 -- cows start mooing, people start yelling and the-CD-player-is-drunk histrionics ensue. At 18:17 a song emerges from this sonic mess. It sounds like a not-too-distant relation of the Monday Night Football song as it kicks in with the lyric "Are you ready for the summer?"
- Belle Stomp -- Arson Garden
- The featured song on track 13 ends after a little more than four minutes. After over five minutes of silence, a short instrumental track rides out the end of this albun. But wait..there's more! After another volley of silence, at 16:44 there's a melange of laffings, la-la-las, and some spacey muzak.
- Life Could Be a Dream -- Auntie Christ
- At the end of the tenth song ya get 30 seconds of dead space. After that, the entire album is in one track. The fact that track 11 is only 26 minutes long demontrates that this is a "short ass" album.
- Scotto El Blotto -- Bar Feeders
- Unlisted track 17 starts with the sounds of silence. At 4:20, the band goes into a bluesy jam after telling us "one dollar eighty nine gets you a sweet ass bottle of wine". More silence from 8:35 to 11:30. Then, a 50's sex ed discussion about nocturnal emission.
- Boo-Tay -- Bare Jr.
- Track 14 is the last one listed. Tracks 15 - 36 are each 3 seconds in length with some noise becoming audible on track 25 and growing louder. Track 37 features an answering machine with someone being dumped hard by an extremely pissed off chick followed by a song about someone named "Pearl".
- Root Down -- Beastie Boys
- After the last song, "Something's Got to Give", there's a short period of silence, followed by a foreign language version of "So What'cha Want" used as a promo for an Israeli radio station.
- Beavis and Butthead Experience (soundtrack)
- After a rousing rendition of "I Got You Babe" with Cher, Butthead reprises "Come to Butthead", but this time with rapper Positive K giving the boys surprisingly sensible advice on women.
- Mellow Gold -- Beck
- After the end of the song track 12, 44 seconds of silence and almost two minutes of feedbacking electronic sounds.
- Fifty Eggs -- Dan Bern
- After the final listed track 12, track 13 starts in silence at -0:31. At 0:01, Dan sings a song about a girl named Suzanne.
- We Did Not Know the Forest Spirit Made the Flowers Grow -- Black Lips
- Track 10 seemingly ends at 2:16, but after 30 seconds of silence, big bass, finger-snapping, jivey, Twin-Peaks-meets-Metal-Machine-Music thang plays out for 6+ minutes.
- Stick Your Neck Out -- Bollweevils
- Track 12 seemingly ends near the three minute mark. At about 22:30 we get a brief bass and drum backed track with two people daring each other to cut off body parts.
- there's nothing wrong with love -- Built to Spill
- Uncredited track 13 is a bogus "sneak preview" of the next albun.
- Fifth Dimension -- Byrds
- Afer the last listed song and then one minute silence, we get one side of an extended radio interview with Roger McGuinn and David Crosby.
- Notorious Byrd Brothers -- Byrds
- Track 17 ends and after a minute of silence, we hear a promo for the album. After another minute of quiet, we get to eavesdrop on a recoding session where the drummer is savagely accused of and brayed at for playing badly and not trying. The producer tries to make peace, but probably pisses off Mike the drummer even more with his level-headed criticism.
- Academy in Peril -- John Cale
- Contains an unlisted ninth track.
- Blacklisted -- Neko Case
- Unlisted track14 has a reprise of "With Bees" followed by someone turning a dial and browsing the staticy AM radio band.
- Camper Vanquities -- Camper Van Beethoven
- Track 16, a re-make of Ringo's "Photograph", ends at 3:11 but the track continues until the silence is broken at 17:25 with one of their songs (I can't tell which one) played backwards. This is a good one to listen to while getting a sideways haircut.
- Bee Line -- Peter Case
- Unlisted track 11 is 30 seconds of silence followed by a remix of "Something's Coming".
- Gospel Morning -- Chamber Strings
- Last listed track 12 is "No More Songs". PSYCHE!. After 7:30 of silence at the start of track 13, "Baby It's You", "Telegram (Where's My Horn)", and "I Pray for Rain" follow.
- Robbers & Cowards -- Cold War Kids
- Done at 4:15 on Track 12? Nope. After a protracted period of silence, mo' muzak kicks in at 7:27. "Lord have mercy on me" is petitioned many times therein.
- Hard Candy -- Counting Crows
- Everything seems to be over 3:44 into Track 13. At 4:48, there's an extra song about the day "they paved paradise and put up a parking lot".
- This Desert Life -- Counting Crows
- The last song ends about 5 minutes into track 10. At 8:35, a re-enactment of Neil Armstrong walking the moon leads into an extra song about "cute things"(?)
- Kerosene Hat -- Cracker
- Although track 15 is the last listed track, Cracker starts to screw with you on track 12 which has 10 seconds of silence before the song slowly fades in. Tracks 13 and 14, which are listed as "No Songs", each consist of 4 seconds of silence. Following track 15, there are 54 tracks consisting of 3 seconds of silence. Then, track 69 starts with 3 seconds of silence before blossoming in to "Eurotrash Girl". The CD continues with more 3 second silent tracks until track 88 which sounds like "Belsen Was A Gas" by the Sex Pistols. A few more silent tracks lead up to track 99 which is a piss-take on the title song.
- Gentleman's Blues -- Cracker
- After last listed track 16, tracks 17 - 23 are short and silent except for the the sound of a touch tone phone dialing. Finally, we get to extra song "My Cinderella" on track 24, featuring a soulful woman singer.
- I Become Small and Go -- Creeper Lagoon
- The last listed song ends at 3:26. However, at 5:28 of the same track, you'll find bonus song "Claustrophobia".
- The Crumbs - Crumbs
- The music on track 13 ends at 2:25. After 5 minutes of silence, someone says "Come just a little bit closer....ahhhh, yes, just like that...I'm think I'm seeing a vision"
- The Crumbs Get All Tangled Up - Crumbs
- The music on track 8 ends at 2:39. But track 8 sprawls out with 20 minutes of a voice repeating "The power of Christ comples you". If you're on for the full ride, the band kicks back in and reprises two of the songs from tracks 1-7 sandwiched around one new song not heard on the CD.
- Kelsey Grammer Loves Us - Cult of Sue Todd
- Great street recording on unlisted track 15. The band, I guess, is set up to play on the sidewalk. They ask a homeless guy to rap on an album. The homeless guy says "No" and asks for money. The band starts playing a beat. The homeless guy insists that he can't rap and walks off after determining that he's not going to get Burger King money.
- 20 Years in the Can -- Steve Dahl
- Disc 1's last track ends, seemingly, at 2:39. After about a minute of silence, Steve says "Well, you found the hidden track." For your troubles, you are treated to the song "Ayatollah" followed by the infamous "Islamic Fried Chicken" phone call to Iran.
- Everybody Dies - Dramarama
- Track 11 is 'spose to be the last track. Instead, after a blank Track 12, we get a short, alternate version of "Good Night America" on Track 13. Track 14 is a mysterious, atmospheric thriller. Tracks 15-22 are blanks. Track 23, on surface, is about a lad that "used to sing with a fiddle and accordian band, but ultimately seems to be an allegory about how Dramarama never fould success in the rock music world.
- Hi-Fi Sci-Fi - Dramarama
- The song list indicates that tracks 13-41 have been dubbed "Double Secret Bonus Tracks". Track 13 starts with a sound collage featuring a bunch of different musicians saying "Hey Grandpa". A ramshackle song, presumably named "Hey Grandpa" follows. After the song, we hear Mojo Nixon saying "Hey Grandpa" with many different inflections. But the trick is on us. All of these shenanigans take place on track 13 and the disc ends without advancing to track 14.
- Bright Side - John Easdale
- 12 songs are listed on the CD. After song 11, tracks 12 - 22 are empty. Song 12, then, is on track 23.
- Smoke - Drivin'n'Cryin
- The last listed song ends at 3:58. At 4:44 a bluesy song with song kicks in with with quietly wanky guitars and the oft repeated line "you can't fall off a mountain".
- Post-Nasal Drip -- English Softhearts
- After the last listed song and a few minutes of silence, "What Is Pop?", a hokey rap song, starts at 4:36.
- when shove goes back to push -- Fig Dish
- After the album's 12 listed tracks, tracks 13 through 98 each have 4 seconds of silence. Then, track 99 contains a song about the neighbors downstairs who never sleep.
- Hit to Death in the Future Head -- Flaming Lips
- Track 11 is 28 minutes of an odd metronomic noise jumping from speaker-to-speaker on top a thunderstorm that's a-brewin' in the background.
- Dookie -- Green Day
- The last listed song ends at 2:47. The track continues in silence until, at 4:08, a song about being "all by myself" is sung by an odd voice that would befit a muppet that got kicked off of Sesame Street for being too weird and forlorn.
- The Spaghetti Incident? -- Guns n' Roses
- Unlisted track 13 is Charlie Manson's "Look at Your Game, Girl"
- Motherscratcher -- Ed Hall
- Track 10 ends as expected per the song list. Tracks 11-22 are each a few seconds of silence. Track 23 sounds has a drony/thunderstormy ambience that goes on for a good long time (23 minutes)
- Music For Insect Minds -- Halo of Flies
- The song menu stops at 26 but track 27 is a very tasty morsel.
- Big As Life -- Hamell On Trial
- Unlisted track 13 is a parody of or tribute to the Johnny Cash prison albums.
- Stay Positive -- Hold Steady
- 11 is the last announced song. 12 has three bonus songs: "Ask Her For Adderall", "Cheyenne Sunrise", and "Two Handed Handshake".
- Electra 2000 -- Hum
- Track 9 seems to end at 5:40. But hang on there, padnuh: at 6:11 a keyboard chimes in with a quaint, old-timey instrumental like you might have heard at a skating rink in the 1940's or, more likely, may recognize as the intermission music used by Monty Python in their "Holy Grail" film.
- Precession of Simulacra / Map Precedes the Territory -- J Church
- Track 8 seems to end at 1:37 but picks up again at 6:33. Ya get fuzzy vocals, a slide guitar and lyrics about putting the dishes in the sink and leftovers in the fridge.
- Broken Hearts and Auto Parts -- Kevn Kinney
- Unlisted track 11 is a reprise of the title track.
- Konk -- Kooks
- Unlisted track 13 is a jolly good ballad.
- The Hard Stuff - Wayne Kramer
- After the 11 listed songs, we get a bunch of empty tracks that lead up to track 40, a spoken word tribute to Charles Bukwski with heavy bass/guitar/drums accompanyment.
- Drowned and Dragged -- Leaving Trains
- Unlisted track 6 is 10 seconds of the band working out the arrangements to unlisted track 7, a song (presumedly) called "Betsy" about an automobile that is "more than a car but less than a woman".
- Smoke Follows Beauty -- Leaving Trains
- Unlisted track 18 features the drummer's 2 year old son drumming along to a lazy bass riff before having a shril temper tantrum in which he warns everyone to "Go Away".
- Emotional Legs -- Leaving Trains
- The CD has 12 listed tracks. Track 13 starts at -1:36 with no noise until :00 when....well, I'll let the Leaving Trains explain in their own words as posted on their website:
- 13. KILLING FOR JESUS (the Circle Jerks): With Miss Koko on bass, Dennis on drums, and Melanie and James as usual. This is a different mix of a track submitted to a still-unreleased Circle Jerks tribute CD. We're still mad that Jerks guitarist Greg Hetson stole the music for "Live Fast, Die Young" (and also "Cover Band") from my friend Ken Salter's song "Civilization" when we were all in the high school punk band the Mongrels in the late '70s. Hetson's a thief who's had two decades to correct the error by adding Ken's name to the songwriting and publishing credits but still hasn't done so like he said he would. Despite all that, Circle Jerks singer Keith Morris is a good guy, a passionate rock fan and an always entertaining live presence, which was a good enough reason to donate our version of this song to the Jerks tribute CD. We chose "Killing for Jesus" partly because all of the better known, early Jerks songs were taken by other contributors, but also because I thought this rocked, with funny/true lyrics.
- 14. INVADERS OF THE HEART (Cheap Trick): All the instruments were played by Dennis and Andrew. Dennis sang lead and says the song was done in five minutes. People forget that just about every Cheap Trick album has at least some and usually a lotta great songs, and here's a textbook example.
- 15. NEW YORK IS GONE: An instrumental mix of the same song that appears earlier on the CD.
- 16. 10 GENERATIONS / CREEPING COASTLINE OF LIGHTS:/ SUE WANTS TO SLEEP: These are rehearsal versions of three old Leaving Trains tunes, secretly recorded by Andrew Buscher while the Trains' all-gal lineup (Maddog Karla, Miss Koko Puff, Melanie Vammen and Princess Falling James) practiced at Rufftone. The extended, trippy jam at the end of "Creeping Coastline of Lights" may be the album's musical highlight.
- 17. UNTITLED: An instrumental rocker that Melanie came up with; it'll probably be reincarnated with vocals on the next Trains album. Cool false start!
- 18. UNBOLTED: Another instrumental, a slab of unleashed anger.
- Come On Feel the Lemonheads -- Lemonheads
- After the last track and two minutes of silence, is a half-assed song about someone named Lenny. After more silence, at 7:50, are a few somewhat interesting sounds. At 11:30 they crucify a guitar. Finally, at 15:21 an unnaturally deep and satanic voice says "we're still on high speed edit (idiot?) mode" and the track ends.
- Tell Balgeary, Balgury is Dead -- Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
- Unannounced track 10 is almost four minutes of UFO sounds.
- Lost in Translation soundtrack
- Track 15 starts with "Just Like Honey". Eight minutes after the Jesus and Mary Chain is complete, we get an extra "treat": Bill Murray's karaoke version of "More Than This".
- Amscray - Lynnard's Innards
- After the last song and a minute of silence, we're "treated" to the ansering phone recording of a tough guy in a roid rage frenzy who promises to kick the asses of our beloved band. I'm not sure if it's funny or just plain scary.
- Ridiculous -- Norm MacDonald
- The CD cover lists #13 as "Hidden Track". Norm introduces it by saying he was convinced to include this "lame Star Search" bit only because it will be hidden.
- Mean Everything to Nothing -- Manchester Orchestra
- After track 11 ends in grandiose fashion and a few minutes of silence a slower song named "Jimmy He Whispers" caps things off.
- Let's Cut the Crap and Hook Up Later On Tonight -- Marah
- Unlisted Track 13 starts with the lyric "Just because I'm lazy, I'm not as dirty as your dog". The narrator in this banjo-slappin' bayou-stomper goes on to sing the praises of punk rock.
- 20,000 Streets Under the Sky -- Marah
- The albun seems to end at 3:06 on track 11. At 3:41 -- however -- a short, instrumental reprise of "Going Through the Motions" is the actual albun closer.
- Angels of Destruction -- Marah
- The albun seems to end at 6:00 on track 11. At 6:22 -- however -- extra song "Tippecanoe County Correctional Theme Park Blues" tells the story of a night in an Indiana jail.
- If You Didn't Laugh You'd Cry -- Marah
- Unlisted track 12 is a solid song called "This Time".
- Too High To Die -- Meat Puppets
- The last listed track -- "Comin' Down" -- ends at 3:25. At 3:47, the hands go back inside the puppets for a bonus version of "Lake of Fire" (from the Meat Puppets II LP) which was recently covered by Nirvana.
- Deserter's Songs -- Mercury Rev
- Track 11 is the last listed song. Track 12 starts witth silence at -2:28. Goofy, hiccupy sounds gurgle and burp from -2:00 to 0:00. Track 12 continues with 4 seconds of silence and signs off at 0:04. A cunning stunt, indeed, Mercury Rev. I almost didn't find this one.
- Yerself is Steam -- Mercury Rev
- This albun has 8 listed songs. Tracks 9-83 are three second extensions of the last song. Tracks 84-98 are each three seconds of dead air. Track 99 is the albun's best song: "Car Wash Hair".
- Let's All Go To Bed -- Mother Truckers
- Extra song "Let's Stay Outside" is on hidden track 13.
- Milk Milk Lemonade -- Mr. T Experience
- This albun's last listed song ends at 4:00 on track 14. Five minutes of silence follows. Then, a voice recites the following in an unlisted track 15:"This is the human animal talking very much like a young and frightened bear cub would in calling for its mother. The sound was made by my two year old daughter when she was badly frightened by a sheep." Nope, we don't get to hear the sound.
- Our Bodies Our Selves -- Mr. T Experience
- This albun's last listed song ends at 1:08. Then, after about five minutes of silence, Dr. Frank starts singing a song called "Girl Scout" before breaking into a giggling fit. Finally, at about 7:35, Dr. Frank says "OK, I've regained my composure", and the band breaks into "Hey Don't Go Away Go Go Girl".
- Travistan -- Travis Morrison
- Lucky you. This CD has comes with unlisted track 14. Enjoy the freebie, you silly little freak!
- Tomorrow Hit Today -- Mudhoney
- The last listed song ends, as advertised, at 5:16. Then, after exactly two minutes of silence, the grungemeisters break into a song about being "haunted by the spectre of Randy Tate".
- Information Highway Revisited -- New Bomb Turks
- The last listed song ends at 2:59. Then, at 8:00 of the same track, the Bombers offer up an ultra-bloozy bonus track.
- Escape From Noise -- Negativland
- Track 18 ends the CD @ 00:37--not! At 1:40, the band chips in one more song.
- Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind -- Neo-Futurists
- Track 33, alleged to be the last, is used to promote the live show and to announce that there are extra tracks starting on track 36. Yup, more two minute plays bridging out to track 43.
- In-A-Gadda-Da-Vegas -- New Duncan Imperials
- Unlisted track 15 is a loungey, alternative version of track 8 "Sex Drive".
- Nevermind -- Nirvana
- Track 12--and the CD--presumedly ends at 3:45. However, after 10:06 of silence, the Kurdt, the future Foo Fighter, and other guy bash away at their instruments and make quite a roar.
- Punk in Drublic -- NOFX
- After the last track, one of the band members does some fairly good impersonations of celebrities such as Popeye, Speedy Gonzalez, Boo Boo Bear, Beavis, Butthead and Huckleberry Hound (who a band member refers to as "Blueberry Hound")
- Wolves in Wolves' Clothing -- NOFX
- Unlisted track 19 has two minutes of silence followed by eight minute of song writing/practicing on acoustic guitars.
- so long and thanks for all the shoes -- NOFX
- This albun's last listed song ends at 2:14. Then, after three minutes of silence, you hear a snippet recorded from the radio. The announcer says: "We now return to the Howard Stern Show" over a NOFX song leading back into program. Then, Howard states his extreme displeasure with the lead-in music, stating that the band should be called "NOTALENT". After this radio snippet, the band goes into a highly repetitive instrumental song which includes samples of Howard saying "NOTALENT". For those who stick it out to the bitter end of this long instrumental song are rewarded with a quick little song that says (in effect): "Wow. We didn't think anyone would listen all the way to the end of the CD."
- Smash -- Offspring
- After the titular closing song, several minutes of silence tick off. Slightly after the nine minute mark, you get a slower tempo, one minute instrumental featuring the snake-charmer riff from "Come Out and Play".
- Oh No -- Ok Go
- Extra track 14 starts with several minutes of silence. About four minutes in, we briefly hear rustling and a faint voice, as if someone is waking up in the guest bed room. Nah, they went back to sleep. At 13:42, footsteps in the stairwell. At 21:46. a "gonk" in the basement. I feel like Lius in the orchard, waiting for The Great Pumpkin. Where the hell's the extra song?... More gonks and footsteps at 33:00 and 34:40. Track ends with no ado. We've been had.
- Human Soul - Graham Parker
- Track 14 is a "slight return" of "Everything Goes" which ends abruptly after just about 10 seconds.
- Buster's Happy Hour -- Buster Poindexter
- The song on Track 17 goes to 3:39, then after a half minute of silence, the "You ain't nuthin' but a square" argument/tirade from the end of Track 15 is reignited and reprised.
- Polara -- Polara
- Track 13 is 10 minutes of some chick making a hiccuping/laughing sound.
- Skull Ring -- Iggy Pop
- The song on track Track 16 ends at 3:16. At 3:48 an extra song kicks in. Iggy rails against the music industry which, apparently, doesn't pay him and gives him "nervous exhaustion".
- Slow Note from a Sinking Ship -- Portastatic
- Unlisted Track 15 starts with 2:01 of silence. Shrill UFO noises start in followed by some synthesized keyboards and drums which make it a song rather than just random noises, I guess.
- Haunted Head -- Kid Congo Powers and the Pink Monkeybirds
- Track 12 is a dream-like instrumental, seemingly closing out the album at 3:40. However at 3:59 a doo-woppy dance song borrows the opening line to Monster Mash and describes a new dance Humpty Dumpty helped to invent.
- Kludge -- Pujol
- Track 11 has "Youniverse" and then field audio from fireworks show -- seemingly a great finale ending at 5:38. After a few seconds of silence, a bad, homemade birthday song follows. The explosion and weird outro sounds make it worth slogging through.
- Punk Rock Confidential -- Queers
- Song 15 ends and then, after a minute of silence, the unlisted title song is off to a blaring start with the following lyric: "This was a punk rock confidential, you stupid little shits listen up. Just a punk rock confidential, listen or I'll fuck your shit up."
- Pablo Honey -- Radiohead
- Extra track 13 is a clean (no f-word) version of "Creep".
- Yes I Can -- Rats of Unusual Size
- Unadvertised track 18 starts with the following mesage: "The anterior section of this CD has been added for your continued musical pleasure. Remember: this bonus material is not a part of the actual program. Track 19 is a song about big hair. Track 20 has a song about a rock van running out of gas followed by a second song which informs us that "Jesus was a Jew".
- There's a Star Above the Manger -- Red Red Meat
- Track 11 seems to end at 11:10 but, if you hold tight a few minutes, you get an earful of feedback starting up at 14:13.
- Touch Me I'm Weird -- Reverend Norb
- Unlisted track 11 starts with the proclamation" "Reverend Norb Delivers Value!". A quick reprise of album opener "Ubangi Stomp" is followed by a weird, acapella song about "Peggy Lee". To wrap things up, we're told that "Reverend Norb Delivers Value!" once more, followed by a few more "Ubangi Stomp" choruses.
- Demo -- Saps
- 5 tracks are listed. The sixth track starts with the sound of static. After 2:50, a song emerges with the lyric "Rise and shine two beers for breakfast" and a chorus that pleads "Goddamn make love to me".
- Human Cannonball -- School of Fish
- Unlisted track 13 is a very beautiful instrumental song.
- Kristin Shout and Smoking Kitten -- Thorny Devil
- The last documented track ends at 6:21. After one minute of silence we get a mysterious one minute song about a guy who (I think) picked up a girl at a bar, drugged her, (not sure in which order on the first two) and left the room wearing her clothes.
- Selling the Sizzle -- Smugglers
- Hidden track 5 starts at -5:00. From 0:00 to 5:36, you get a one man re-enactment of the Little Red Riding Hood story. From 5:37 to 8:11 you hear a disco version of "Especially You", heard previously on the CD as a good bubblegum punk track. If you haven't had enuff, hang on for another discoey song with lots of synths and echos, a rap song and a few otehr goodies. Over 13 minutes of weird extras.
- Rosie -- Smugglers
- Hidden track 14 has 3 minutes of silence from -2:59 to 0:01. Then you hear a faux college radio DJ who first plays a weird loungy, keyboard and vocal only homage to Gloria Estefan that ends in a wash of electronic histrionics and follows it with a "Faraway Eyes"-sounding live song by a drunk band in front of a drunk crowd, a weird loungy, keyboard and vocal only cover of "In Cars"....and more. Over 14 minutes of weird extras.
- Growing Up Smuggler -- Smugglers
- Track 20 is a cover of the Dictator's "Stay With Me". After the song is over, the audience keeps clapping and the band eventually encores with "Your Mom's the Devil" (although it sounds like they're singing "Your Mom's a Gerbil")
- Buddy Holly Convention -- Smugglers
- The song on Track 5 ends, followed by a long period of blank space. Track 7 has a pastiche of songs, skits, and other oddities. The opening skit seems to be an ironic reading of dialog from a porno. The extras also include four songs, including an acoustic cover of "Leaving on a Jet Plane", disco-ish, Black Arabs styled versions of the Smuggler's "Cans of Love" and Eddie Murphy's "Party All the Time". The album ends with a British boy and girl telling corny jokes.
- White Light, White Heat, White Trash - Social Distortion
- Unlisted Track 12 is a cover of "Under My Thumb".
- Hang Time -- Soul Asylum
- Track 13 is listed on the CD itself but not on the CD artwork. So, I won't argue if you think this doesn't count as a hidden track. Nonetheless, "Put the Bone In" is a fun hootenanny singalong laden with triple entendre and a drunk-around-the-campfire charm.
- Silver Lining -- Soul Asylum
- Track 12 is listed as "Slowly Rising". After that song is complete, we get the unlisted "Fearless Leader" as a bonus. This might be the best song on the album.
- It's A Wonderful Life -- Sparklehorse
- The last track seems to end at 4:37 but an extra song starts up after three minutes of silence.
- Holstein Park -- Starball
- This albun has 13 songs listed on the CD label and the CD artwork. Tracks 14 through 21 each consist of about 30 seconds of silence. Track 22 is an extra toon.
- Izzy Stradlin and the Ju Ju Hounds
- Track 10 seemingly finishes the CD at 3:56 but then a neato little instrumental drums its way in at 4:26.
- Incidental Music -- Superchunk
- Unlisted track 19 has one minute of silence followed by a robust version of "Precision Auto".
- The Songs All Sound the Same -- Supersuckers
- At 3:06 of this albun's last track, the band goes into a big rock and roll finish. After about 10 seconds, you're anticipating the drum crash that ends the albun. Instead, the "big finish" drones on and on and on until 36:58.
- La Mano Cornuda -- Supersuckers
- This albun has 13 songs and a 14th track comprised of the songs from tracks 1 through 13.
- Thirteen -- Teenage Fanclub
- The CD should be called "Ninieteen".
- Manuscripts of Carter John Liebowitz - 13ghosts
- Listed track 13 goes 17 minutes, After a few seconds, the greatest extra track ever about immortality starts. Try to not to feel after this one, shitface.
- So Much for the City -- Thrills
- The last listed song ends at 5:18. At 6:08, we get a dilly of an extra with the great line "everybody's gotta have plans, cause I can't see you smiling pumping gas".
- Saturday Night at the Atomic Speedway -- 30 Amp Fuse
- This albun has 15 listed songs. The 16th track has a minute of silence and then a reprise of the last sound with some parts of the mix played backward (I think).
- ...finally -- Too Much Joy
- This albun has 12 songs listed on the CD label and the CD artwork. Hold yer durned horses, though. This sucker has a 13th song.
- Gods and Sods -- Too Much Joy
- This albun has 15 listed songs. However, the 23rd track contains a song called "F#$% Shack" that was written, I think, by LL Cool J.
- Dear Science - TV On The Radio
- Not sure if this should make the list. The CD jacket lists the following as bonus tracks: "Make Love All Night Long", "Heroic Dose", "Dancing Choose (Prefuse 73 Remix)", and Crying (Telepathe Remix)".
- March 16-20, 1992 -- Uncle Tupelo
- Song 20 ends, a minute of silence, and then the "Waltons" theme.
- No Alternative -- Various Artists
- Unlisted track 19 is a Nirvana song called "Verse Chorus Verse".
- World of the Zombies -- Various Artists
- The lead song on track 13 ends at 4:33. After 20 seconds of silence an extra song kicks in.
- Hypno-Punko -- Vindictives
- The last track isn't hidden but it contains a good aural prank. Track 16, named "In Pursuit", fades out gracefully after. Track 17 fades in and loops the last 10 seconds of "In Pursuit" for over fourty minutes. In layered rounds, disparate voices sing "see you later alligator", "catch me if you can", "arrivaderci, sayonara, au revoir". A computer-generated voice credited to "Stephen Hawkings" finally ends this track with a matter of fact "bye bye" at 44:36.
- Curious Oddities and the Bare Essentials -- Vindictives
- The last cut ends at 2:29. After considerable dead air, we hear a hearing loss public service announcement from a college radio broadcast followed by jokes about the PSA by an in-booth group that seems to include Joey and a few other Vindictives. More silence and then at 11:16 the boys return to bag on Eddie Vedder and the one armed drummer from Def Lepppard. After another dose of quiet, there is one more round of horseplay at 16:59.
- God Won't Bless America -- Vortis
- Unlisted track 13 is an acoustic version of the title track.
- Water on Electricity
- The last listed track seems to end at 4:28 but, after an extended period of silence, we get an extra melange of music at 20:48.
- summerteeth -- Wilco
- 14 listed songs. Track 15 is blank. More ear-candy on tracks 16 and 17.
- Lovesick, Broke and Drifting -- Hank Williams III
- After "Atlantic City" -- the last listed song -- ends at 4:43 there's a few seconds of silence. But then at 5:05, a DJ on "real country radio" introduces and plays a reprise of "Walkin' with Sorrow".
- Static Transmission -- Steve Wynn and the Miracle 3
- "A Fond Farewll", on Track 11, ends at 5:55. At 6:25, the band starts back in with a song that explains "If it was easy, everbody would do it."
- Fever to Tell -- Yeah Yeah Yeahs
- The last track ends at 3:12. At 4:26, Karen O sings a sleepy song about "Cool Kids" that is vaguely reminiscent of the VU's "Afterhours".
- musicforthemorningafter -- Pete Yorn
- The last listed song ends at 2:50. After brief silent spell, an extra track about "a girl like you" starts at 4:30.
- Hava Nageela - Artphag (Harry Belafonte)
- Wasted - Camper Van Beethoven (Black Flag)
- Tomorrow - Crimpshrine (Aileen Quinn)
- Knockin' On Heaven's Door - Danny and Dusty (Bob Dylan)
- I Write the Songs - Dayglo Abortions (Barry Manilow)
- California Sun - Dictators (Rivieras)
- Monkey Suit - Didjits (Plasmatics)
- Show Me The Way - Dinosaur Jr. (Peter Frampton)
- Waterloo Sunset - Fastbacks (Kinks)
- Money - Flying Lizards (Beatles)
- Is That All There Is? - Giant Sand (Brenda Lee)
- New Rose - Gumball (Damned)
- Do Wah Diddy Diddy - Houndz (Manfred Mann)
- Love Is All Around / Mary Tyler Moore Theme - Husker Du
- I Think I Love You - Ism (Partridge Family)
- One Tin Soldier - Killdozer (Coven)
- I Am I Said - Killdozer (Neil Diamond)
- American Society - Leaving Trains (Eddie and the Subtitles)
- Noise Annoys/Promises - Lunachicks (Buzzcocks)
- Ain't Talkin' Bout Love - Minutemen (Van Halen)
- Spiderman Theme - Mr. T Experience
- Up and Down - Mr. T Experience (Grover and Cookie Monster)
- I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - Negativland (U2) (link to related page)
- One For My Baby - Iggy Pop (Frank Sinatra)
- Why Can't I Touch It? - Porn Orchard (Buzzcocks)
- Lola - Raincoats (Kinks)
- Rocket from the Tombs - Raw Power (Stooges)
- I Can See Clearly Now - Screeching Weasel (Johnny Nash)
- Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - William Shatner (Beatles)
- Mr. Tambourine Man - William Shatner (Bob Dylan)
- That's A Lie - Too Much Joy (LL Cool J)
- Green Onions - Johnny Thunders (Booker T and the MGs)
- Heartbreak Hotel - Vandals (Elvis)
- Ain't Got No Home - Vindictives
- You May Be Right - Vindictives (Billy Joel)
- Turning Japanese - Vindictives (Vapors)
- A Certain Girl - Warren Zevon (Yardbirds)
- Weekend Alky - Asexuals
- Dutch Courage - Beauty Shop
- Woke Up Tied Up - Beer Nuts
- Blow Me For Beer - Beer Nuts
- Who's Got the Yea-Yo? - Beer Nuts
- Six Pack - Black Flag
- Why I Love Country Music - Lloyd Cole and the Commotions
- New Drink for the Old Drunk - Crooked Fingers
- The Rotting Strip - Crooked Fingers
- Coconut Susie - Steve Dahl (link to related page)
- Drinking About My Baby - Damned
- Baby, We All Gotta Go Down - Danny and Dusty
- Word is Out - Danny and Dusty
- Song for the Dreamers - Danny and Dusty
- He Had a Lot to Drink Today - Del Fuegos
- Alabama Song - Doors
- Medicine Show - Dream Syndicate
- Drinking Song - Evil Stig
- Good Life - Album of the Year
- Hair of the Dog - Green on Red
- Drunk By Noon - Handsome Family
- Fucked Up - Hemicuda
- Broken Whiskey Glass - Jason and the Scorchers
- Drunk in my Neighborhood - Jaws of Life
- Drinking Problem - Jerky Boys
- 7 to Think - Judge Nothing
- Alcohol - Kinks
- Sunday Morning Coming Down - Kris Kristofferson
- Best of all Possible Worlds - Kris Kristofferson
- Goddamn Bottle - Lazy Cowgirls
- Drunker Version of You - Leaving Trains
- Favorite Bar - Leaving Trains
- So Fucked Up - Leaving Trains
- What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me) - Jerry Lee Lewis
- Out of Shape With Me - Magazine
- Barstool Boys - Marah
- Strange Living - Menthol
- Jesus and Tequila - Minutemen
- Polar Opposites - Modest Mouse
- Slow Descent Into Alcoholism - New Pornographers
- Vomitina - N.I.L.8
- Are You Drinking With Me Jesus? - Mojo Nixon
- Beer Ain't Drinkin - Mojo Nixon
- Bob - NOFX
- One For My Baby (And One More for the Road) - Iggy Pop
- Sincerity - Iggy Pop
- Fairytale of New York - Pogues
- Charles Bukowski - Red Star Belgrade
- Power of Positive Drinking - Lou Reed
- Underneath the Bottle - Lou Reed
- My Wasted Friends - Ike Reilly
- Treatment Bound - Replacements
- Here Comes a Regular - Replacements
- If Only You Were Lonely - Replacements
- Cryin' in my Beer - Screeching Weasel
- Silver Jews - Horseleg Swastikas
- No No Song - Ringo Starr
- I'll Quit Tomorrow - Tex and the Horseheads
- Cheater's Heaven - Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments
- Alligator Wine - Johnny Thunders and Patti Paladin
- One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer - George Thorogood
- I Drink Alone - George Thorogood
- King of Beers - Too Much Joy
- Drunk and In Love - Too Much Joy
- Life Worth Livin - Uncle Tupelo
- Whiskey Bottle - Uncle Tupelo
- Medication Time - Vindictives
- Warm Beer and Cold Women - Tom Waits
- Dogs - The Who
- However Much I Booze - Who
- Under the Big Black Sun - X
- Drunk in my Past - X
- The Have Nots - X
- Abel And Elvis - Willie "Loco" Alexander
- I Wish I Could Meet Elvis - Alex Chilton
- Elvis' Corvette - Didjits
- Calling Elvis - Dire Straits
- Baptise Me Over Elvis Presley's Grave - Flies on Fire
- For the Love of Ivy - Gun Club
- I Get Elvis' Mail - Hate Brothers
- Queen Elvis - Robyn Hitchcock
- Bake the Clam - Hot Glue Gun
- Me and Elvis - Human Radio
- Elvis and the Disagreeable Backup Singers - Neil Innes
- Burning Love - Killdozer
- Elvis and Me - John Korn (spoken word piece)
- Elvis is Dead - Living Colour
- Who Shot Elvis - Mecca Normal
- The King - M.O.T.O.
- Elvis is Everywhere - Mojo Nixon
- 619-239-KING - Mojo Nixon
- Elvis, What Happened? - Mr. Bonus (DBs)
- Elvis Has Left the Building - Old Dogs
- Elvis, Be True - Liz Phair
- Elvis is Dead - Peter and the Test Tube Babies
- Velvet Elvis - Pink Lincolns
- Johnny Bye Bye - Bruce Springsteen
- Elvis on Velvet - Stray Cats
- Elvis Presley and America - U2
- H.B. Hotel - Vandals
- Elvis Decanter - Vandals
- Elvis' Rolls Royce - Was Not Was
- Elvis and Me - Jimmy Webb
- Elvis Presley Blues - Gillian Welch
- Elvis Presley - Wesley Willis
- Back 2 the Base - X
- Velvet Elvis - Weird Al Yankovic
- Elvis Has Just Left the Building - Frank Zappa
- Jesus - Velvet Underground
- Jesus Christ - Big Star
- God Walks Among Us Now (Jesus Song No. 6) - Flaming Lips
- Jesus Was Way Cool - King Missile
- Shine On Sweet Jesus - Flaming Lips
- Jesus Walking on the Water - Violent Femmes
- Sex Sux (Amen) - Vaselines
- Jews for Jesus Blues - Clem Snide
- Rebel Jew - Silver Jews
- Mother Messiah - Bullet Lavolta
- Going to Las Vegas - Gas Huffer
- I Love Las Vegs Medley - Dean Martin
- Ooh Las Vegas - Gram Parsons
- Barely Losing - Richmond Fontaine
- Your Love is Like Las Vegas - Thrills
- Bright Lights and You Girl - Tom Jones
- Thanksgiving in Reno - Too Much Joy
- Lost Vegas - Vortis
- Casino Queen - Wilco
- Sin City - AC/DC
- Song for the Dreamers - Danny and Dusty
- Checkout Time in Vegas - Drive-By Truckers
- Viva Las Vegas - Elvis Presley
- Sin City - Flying Burrito Brothers
- Luck Be a Lady - Frank Sinatra
- Head On - Marah
- Ace of Spades - Motorhead
- Casino Lights - Richmond Fontaine
- Gamblers Don't Gamble - Sleepyhead
- Straight to the Top (Vegas) - Tom Waits
- Las Vegas Blues - Bell Sisters
- Big in Vegas - Buck Owens
- The Gambler - Kenny Rogers
- I Wanna Be Your Dog - The Stooges
- Dirt - Funhouse
- Search and Destroy - Raw Power
- Success - Lust For Life
- I'm Bored - New Values
- One For My Baby - The Lives and Crimes of Iggy Pop
- Take Care of Me - Soldier
- Loco Mosquito - Soldier
- Pumpin' for Jill - Live in S.F. video
- Repo Man - Repo Man soundtrack
- Pussy Walk - Naughty Little Doggie
- Mah-Na Mah-Na - Mahna Mahna and the Snowths
- Up & Down - Cookie Monster and Herry Monster
- I Love Trash - Oscar the Grouch
- Rubber Duckie - Ernie
- One of These Things - (various)
- It's Not Easy Being Green - Kermit
- Rainbow Connection - Kermit
- Going Up the Country - Kermit
- Little Willy - Sweet
- Mississippi Queen - Mountain
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except For Me and My Monkey - Beatles
- Honky Tonk Women - Rolling Stones
- You Shook Me (All Night Long) - AC/DC
- Low Rider - War
- Private World - New York Dolls
- Sanford and Son Theme - Quincy Jones
- Calling Dr. Love - Kiss
- Banging Man - Slade
- Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
- Extra Credit: Kangaroo - Big Star
- Good Vibrations - Beach Boys
- Endlessly - Mercury Rev
- Velouria - Pixies
- I Just Wasn't Made for these Times - Beach Boys
- Thereminender - Howe Gelb
- Electricity - Captain Beefheart
- Dang - Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
- First Snowfall - Coctails
- Ok. You got me. I don't have 10...yet.
- Killer Klowns from Outer Space - Dickies
- Rambozo the Clown - Dead Kennedys
- Kinko The Clown - Ogden Edsl
- Clowny Clown Clown - Crispin Glover
- Please Ask that Clown to Stop Crying - Neil Hamburger
- Clowns - Halo of Flies
- Clowns - Jackie Papers
- Leather Clown - King Missile
- Death of a Clown - Kinks
- Everybody Loves a Clown - Leaving Trains
- Clown - Muffs
- Tears of a Clown - Smokey Robinson
- Must Let the Show Go On - Three Dog Night
- Clowns - Too Much Joy
- Clowns are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) - Vandals
- Clowns are Whores - Vomit Launch
- Ha Ha Said the Clown - Yardbirds
- Halloween Parade - Lou Reed
- I Put a Spell on You - Screaming Jay Hawkins
- It's Halloween - The Shaggs
- Skull Baby - Didjits
- Halloween - Dream Syndicate
- Frankenstein Meets Billy the Kid - Half Japanese
- Monsters - Pink Lincolns
- The Man With the Lightbulb Head - Robyn Hitchcock
- Invisible Man - Vindictives
- Bela Lugosi Is Dead - Bauhaus
- Monster Mash - Bobby "Boris" Pickett
- Halloween on the Barbary Coast - Flaming Lips
- Brains - Art Phag
- Old Fart At Play - Captain Beefheart
- All My Witches Come True - Dim Stars
- The Man Whose Head Expanded - Fall
- Sol's Phobia - Jerky Boys
- Skulls - Lemonheads
- The Abandoned Brain - Robyn Hitchcock
- I Walked with the Zombie - Roky Erickson
- All Black and Hairy - Screaming Lord Sutch
- Zombie - Screeching Weasel
- Halloween - Sonic Youth
- She Was Bananas - Slovenly
- Halloween - Mudhoney
- anything by the Misfits
- Devil's Night Out - Mighty Mighty Bosstones
- Kill Surf City - Jesus and Mary Chain
- Halloween - Dead Kennedys
- The Crusher - The Cramps
- Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps) - David Bowie
- 4th of July - X
- 8 More Days 'til the 4th of July - Ike Reilly Assassination
- Firecracker - Marah
- Firecracker Mishap - Jerky Boys
- Rockin' in the Free World - Neil Young
- America the Beautiful - Ray Charles
- Star Spangled Banner - Jimi Hendrix
- 4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy) - Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
- Ragged Old Flag - Johnny Cash
- Song of the Patriot - Johnny Cash
- Thanksgiving Song - Adam Sandler
- Alice's Restaurant Massacree - Arlo Guthrie
- Thank You Friends - Big Star
- Thanksgiving Day - Danny and Dusty
- Thank You - Redwalls
- Thanksgiving in Reno - Too Much Joy
- Thanksgiving Prayer - William S. Burroughs
- All the President's Men - Steve Dahl and Bruce Wolf
- Lola - Kinks
- YMCA - Village People
- Saturday Night - Bay City Rollers
- Respect - Aretha Franklin
- R-O-C-K in the USA - John Cougar Mellencamp
- L-O-S-T - Iggy Pop
- L-O-N-D-O-N - Lord Sutch and Heavy Friends
- Cuttlass - Goblins
- F-I-S-H-S-T-I-C-K DAY - Government Cheese
- B.I.T.C.H. - Green
- Velouria - Pixies (V-E-L-O-U-R-I-A)
- I Stand Accused - Elvis Costello (I S-T-A-N-D A-C-C-U-S-E-D)
- Girlfriend - Modern Lovers (G-I-R-L-F-R-I end)
- Vicki - Leaving Trains (V-I! V-I! V-I! C-K-I)
- Washington, D.C. - Magnetic Fields (W! A-S-H! I-N-G! T-O-N, baby, D.C.)
- Faith - Violent Femmes
- I'm Nothing - Violent Femmes (N-O-T-H-I-N)
- Man Called Marko - Adam Ant
- Jessica - Allman Brothers Band
- Sandviken Stomp - Barry Black
- Passing By - Beach Boys
- Nearest Faraway Place - Beach Boys
- Pow - Beastie Boys
- Green Onions - Booker T & the MGs
- Hip Hug-Her - Booker T & the MGs
- Night Train - James Brown
- Minas de Cobre - Calexico
- Destination - Call
- Balalaika Gap - Camper Van Beethoven
- William Tell Overture - Wendy Carlos (Clockwork Orange Sountrack)
- Tequila - Champs
- King Cheezamin - Cheer-Accident
- Last Date - Floyd Cramer
- Stranger Danger - Drivin'n'Cryin
- Baby Song - Husker Du
- Dreams Reoccuring - Husker Du
- Streetbeater - Quincy Jones (Sanford & Son Theme)
- Bloodsport - Killing Joke
- 20,000 Streets Under the Sky - Marah
- Maiden's Milk - Meat Puppets
- Youth Body Expression Explosion - Mudhoney
- (untitled) - Neutral Milk Hotel
- One Under Parr - No Trend
- Interstellar Overdrive - Pink Floyd
- Reel Ten - Plugz
- Fish'n - Recreational Bones
- YYZ - Rush
- You'll Have To Go Sideways - Soft Boys
- Wipe Out - Sufaris
- Blood Sugar - Tar Babies
- Hocus Pocus - Vandals
- Guess I'm Falling in Love - Velvet Underground
- Walk Don't Run - Ventures
- Cobwebs and Strange - Who
- Frankenstein - Edgar Winter
- Jeff's Boogie - Yardbirds
- Hot House of Omagararshid - Yardbirds
Rock starz like to share their answering machine messagez with us by putting them on CD...
- Artist: Mike Watt / Albun: Ball Hog or Tug Boat? / end of track 15
- Mike Watt aksed Kathleen Hanna to appear on his celebrity-studded albun. She leaves a crazy three minute tirade on Mike's answering machine that accuses one of the albun's special guests of rape and others of "doing the whole big white boy baby with an ego thing" in this "super fucking yawn white rock boy fucking hall of shame."
- Artist: Vindictives / Albun: Hypno-Punko / Track: Mom's Message Pt, I, II and III
- A message from Joey Vindictive's mom is broken up and used as tracks 5., 14 and 16. The mesage is as follows: "There's a group of guys out here looking for you Joey. A freaky looking band, group, I guess they are, I don't know who they are. They have a van parked out there. Are you guys awake? Joey, anybody there? Jenny? Joey? Jenny? Anybody there?I don't know what to do with these guys. Do you want them to come up and knock or what?
- Artist: Supersuckers / Albun: La Mano Cornuda / Track: Hi Ya!
- A shady acquaintence leaves a message on Eddie Spaghetti's answering machine indicating that he'll "be holding" at the next show.
- Artist: Supersuckers / Albun: La Mano Cornuda / Track: The Schmooze
- Someone aksing for free tickets via Eddie Spaghetti's answering machine is immortalized in "The Schmooze". The recording from the answering machine is sampled and put to music. The caller comes right out and says "I calling to schmooze on you. I'm shamelessly schmoozing."
- Artist: Replacements / Albun: Let It Be / Track: Answering Machine
- This one does not exactly fit into the stated genre (rock starz sharing answering machine messages) but it has the right title and posits the great rock and roll question "How do you say I luv you to an answering machine?"
- Artist: N.I.L.8 / Albun: ...doug / Track: 2
- An uppity lumpen leaves the following message: "California update. All hell is breaking loose and we don't give a shit. Punk rock is loose. Ahhghgggghhhhhh!"
- Artist: Muffs / Albun: Hamburger / Track: 10
- Courtney Love demands the retraction of a comment about a stolen dress in a Muffs interview. It seems Courtney stole the dress, but from a different person than the one mentioned in the article. She vacillates between threatening and friendly several time throughout less than two minute message.
- Artist: Muffs / Albun: Hamburger / Track: 1
- A fan asks for the Kim to grant "the pain and pleasure" of the next Muffs show.
- Artist: M.O.T.O. / Albun: MOTO Verite / Track: 1
- A helium-voiced gurl leaves the following answering machine message: "A bit of MOTO verite for you CD lovers"
Artist: M.O.T.O. / Albun: Single File / Track: 10
- Gary tries to schmooze a spot on the guest list and ends the message with the following threat: "If you can't that's OK but see if I produce your record."
Artist: M.O.T.O. / Albun: E Pluribus Moto / Track: 21
- Paul calls Mike Tomeny, dubs Mike as the "king of kings", and then asks him to call back because he's done kissing his ass.
- Artist: Modest Mouse / Albun: Sad Sappy Sucker / Track: 15
- A friend indicates that he wants to firm up plans for a trip to Montana but only after singing: "I might be alot of things but I won't be ignored. When I see it coming, the chariots of The Lord..."
- Artist: Lynnard's Innards / Albun: Amscray / Track: End of 10
- A tough guy in a roid rage frenzy promises to kick the asses of our beloved band. I'm not sure if it's funny or just plain scary.
- Artist: Jesus and Mary Chain / Albun: Munki / Track: End of 15
- I can't understand what the limey is saying.
- Artist: Honcho Overload / Albun: Pour Another Drink / Track: Everyone Smiles
- The last track on the albun contains an a cappella song with the following lyrics recorded on an answering machine: "The strangest thing happened to me today. I got a phone call from a guy out in L.A. He said someone died, there's been a vacancy. The world needs a rock star and there's a place for me. Don't have to be a waiter anymore. Don't have to work the record store. Swimming pools and movie stars for me. No more waiting around to soundcheck, play or get paid. From now on all of you will be waiting for me."
- Artist: Clown Love / Albun: Highway to Wicker Park / Track: 8
- A girl named Hosefina, after hearing Freak intends to set himself on fire, leaves a message asking for the honor of lighting the match.
Artist: Bare Jr. / Albun: Boo-Tay / Tracks 12 and 37
At the end of track 12 someone calls Bobby to complain "I don't have my keys and you do." Track 37 features an answering machine message for some chump being dumped hard by an extremely pissed off ex-girlfriend.
|Ponys - Fall Inn
||Crystals - Then He Kissed Me
|Weak - Too Much Joy
||Switchin' to Glide - Kings
|Hare Krishna - Husker Du
||I Want Candy - Strangeloves
|Catch Me Now I'm Falling - Kinks
||Jumpin' Jack Flash - Rolling Stones
|There She Goes Again - Velvet Underground
||Hitch Hike - Marvin Gaye
|My Sweet Lord - George Harrison
||He's So Fine - Chiffons
|Any Wesley Willis song
||Any other Wesley Willis song
|Banana Splits Theme
||Buffalo Soldier - Bob Marley & the Wailers
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